Rejection Line: 212-479-7990

The Rejection line is a pretty interesting concept by greatly simplifying the dating process. Don't like someone? Too scared to give them your real number? No problem - give them the Rejection Line number. The recording will take care of the heartbreak. Here's how it's explained on the site:

We do the rejecting. You spend time doing things you enjoy, like walking in the park, going to cultural events, and dating attractive people. Rejection Line Tips:

• Streamline your personal business, and familial relationships
• Use at bars, clubs, and art exhibitions
• Page to cell phones and beepers
• Write on bathroom walls
• Store in your cell phone as your "private line"
• Leave as a mysterious and sexy voicemail
• Give to creditors, telemarketers, and religious zealots.

Lines are available for plenty of other cities beyond New York as well. Los Angeles, Atlanta, Orlando, Oakland among others are included. Don't miss your chance to make use of this service.